Alphabetical Index of Authors

1. The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Check enclosed".
2. Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
3. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
4. I had thought, on starting this composition, that I should define what humor means to me. However, every time I tried to, I had to go and lie down with a cold wet cloth on my head.
5. She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
6. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
7. This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
8. They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
9. I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
10. Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
11. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.