Alphabetical Index of Authors

1. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
2. It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
3. Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
4. Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
5. Be good and you will be lonely.
6. When in doubt, tell the truth.
7. Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
8. A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
9. Some people get an education without going to college; the rest get it after they get out.
10. Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
11. Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
12. Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
13. There is no security in life, only opportunity.
14. We have the best government that money can buy.
15. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.