Alphabetical Index of Authors

1. Politics is applesauce.
2. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
3. When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
4. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
5. Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
6. You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
7. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
8. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
9. There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
10. Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
11. We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
12. We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
13. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
14. The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
15. The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.